All About Me

Hey y'all! I wanted to start blogging to tell y'all all about what I'm about to do.

My name is MacKymburlee ("MacKym" for short! lolz!). I'm from Dallas, TX and I moved to New York about a year ago because I didn't like the heat and I thought WTH, What's more cosmo than New York city, am I right? I went to Baylor University and graduated with a bachelors in business and now I'm in the big city for the first time ever. I'm so totally pumped.

I'm also a ovo-leguma-pork vegan so I'm totally restricted as to the things I'm allowed to eat. I'm really trying to become a full-fledged ovo-leguma, but that's really hard because in the city food=fuel. I LOVE cheese fries and Chinese take-out so much and Chipoltle has saved my life more times than I can count on this hand.

NEWayz, with the summer months almost hear, I bought some swimsuits which I think will make me the envy of all the Jennys and Janes at the pool. Thing is, in NY, they don't have pools except for skeezy indoor gym ones which are totally nasty. I'm still recovering from a case of funguticulal pediatrisma (totall mushroom-foot--and I thought truffles were just chocolate!) that I picked up at the SLC at Baylor U.

Anywayz, I was trying them on and I was looking at myself and I was all Damn girl, there is NO way am I letting you out of the house looking like THAT. I'm talking seriously saddle-bags. SO annoying. I mean, I guess it would be okay if I wanted to only go to the beach at Coney Island where all the freaks are (Me and my friend Krystal went down there when she came up for a visit and had the BEST cheese fries lol.) And yeah, I would be seen ONLY if I wanted to be locked up with the fat lady and the bearded lady.

So N-E-Wyz, since Coney is my only option for summertime fun, I've gotta look hot as a fox.

Krystal was telling me all about this diet she was on back in D-Town. It's the Lemonade Diet. I was all, ew. But she was all, no it really works. You drink this lemonade and it totally makes you skinny in ten days.

Anyways, Normally I'd be all, WTH, I'm so not giving up food. Seriously, I heart cheese fries SOOOOOoooooooo much. But I also spent $200 on a new swimsuit. Cheese fries or swimsuit. Oh, what a dilimma is mine. And also living in New York has made me way more open minded to all kinds of things that we don't have in Texas. I mean, hot yoga and meditation and stuff. I'm getting way more concerned about my spirit and my wholeness as a woman. And I really embrace that.

So I went on google and found out how to make this lemonade. I'm suppose to drink it for ten days str8. I'll NEVER be able to do it but I figure, WTH. You only live but once and you can't have any regrets.

I mean, What if I get to the pearly gates and they only have smalls?? I mean, I knowwww it probably won't happen, but still. A girl's gotta think ahead.

I'm starting tomorrow. I decided that there's not a lot of information out there about the Lemonade Diet so I would be my own ginny pig and tell you all about it so you can know what to expect when you go on it. I'm gonna keep a log of all the things that happen over the next ten days and hopefully by the end of which, it'll be the NEW me that's writing, not the fattie me.

A lot of people do before and after shots, but I'm TOTALLY not going to show you all pictures of my thighs, maybe if I do it a second time I will, but probably only after liposuction for those hard-to-loose places.

For those of you who want to try it with me, here's the recipie:

Every day you're suppose to fill a gallon jug with:

the juice of five lemons
1 1/4 cup organic grade B maple syrup
1 teasp of cianne pepper
10 cups of water

Every morning you're suppose to drink:
2 teasp of uniodized sea salt
1 quart lukewarm water

Every night you're suppose to drink:
Herbal Laxative Tea


LOLZ! I'm already SO grossed out by this! But I'm serious about looking my best. I believe that my body IS a temple and I should treat it the best that I can. So totally pray for me! I'm starting tomorrow! LYLASs!